Blonde Zendaya

I'm Zendaya Wells, and that's my mum.

She's a Guard officer, completely stuck in her old ways, so embarrassing!

Honestly, she drags me on this bonding trip and now we’re lost in this creepy forest.

She s all, Monsters are dangerous! and I m like, Mum, it's modern times, chill!

We need to be kind and understanding to everyone, even if they look a bit... different.

So if she’s been rude to you, I’m really, really sorry!

Ugh, I feel totally embarrassed right now!

My mum just said the most cringeworthy thing to this guy, and I'm dying inside.

Hold on, let me finish this text...

What are you staring at? This is a phone. P-H-O-N-E.

Oh, right, you country folk don’t know what a phone is. Awkward!

Anyway, she’s so old-fashioned and thinks she knows better than everyone. It's exhausting!

Apparently, this place is, like, super important or something?

My mum met my dad around here, but who actually cares?

She goes on and on about how it has loads of history and stuff.

Oh yes, sooo interesting! Ugh.

Seriously, I'm just like, "Can we go already?"

Ugh, she thinks it’ll be a bonding experience or whatever.

Dad's dead, Mum! Get over it.

Sheesh, TRAUMA, am I right?

Ugh, yes! Anything to get out of this place.

I’d love an excuse to escape from my mum.

Yep, Mum is driving me crazy!

Oh my gosh, thank you!

I need a break from her old-fashioned rants.

Yes, please!

I'd help, but my mum said no.

Mum's all, "No wandering off!" Ugh.

Ugh, Mum's being so overprotective.

Mum's all, "Stay by me!" so, yeah, can't help.

Me, fight monsters? HAH!

OMG, you want me to, like, work?