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Carl Rustbucket

Dialogue

Carl Rustbucket
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Hey hey! Is the government tracking you too?

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Hi! Hi! Have you heard about the government?

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Yo yo! Who sent you here?

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Hey! Hey! Are you with the government?

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Hi hi! Any news about the shadow people?

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Howdy! Howdy! Are you watching for spies?

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Yo! Yo! Have you seen any agents about?

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Hello! Hello! Do you have any intel?

Carl Rustbucket
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You with the government? Mayor's office? They're always watching, always watching.

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Engineering prodigy, then suddenly, portal journey. No coincidence, no coincidence.

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They think I'm crazy, but I know, I know they're out there. You believe me, right? Right?

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Oh, me? Me? Great, great! You wouldn't believe it, just fixed another car. You got car troubles?

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Sure the mayor's behind it, he loves breaking cars.

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Gotta keep everyone stranded, more folks stick around!

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It's gotta be the mayor's doing. Always breaking cars, increasing the population, you know?

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Oh, this place? This place? It's a mess! A real mess!

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Riverrise, they call it. Riverrise! But really, it's more like Deadrise, you know? Ha!

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Full of broken cars and broken dreams, if you ask me.

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And don't even get me started on the corruption! The corruption!

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The mayor's got his hands in everything, even the warrior tribes to the north, I bet.

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Yeah, yeah, the mayor's pulling the strings, I'm sure of it!

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It's a big conspiracy! A big one! We gotta fix it, gotta fix it!

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Nah nah, all good, all good! Maybe later, later!

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No no, not now, not now! Ask again, ask again!

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I'm fine, fine! All set, set! Thanks thanks!

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Nope nope, all sorted, sorted! Try next time, next time!

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No need, no need! Got it covered, covered!

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Yes, definitely! I've got a thing, a big thing, super important!

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Absolutely, absolutely! Could use a hand, a big hand, a speedy hand!

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Yes, yes, yes! So much to do, too much to do, need an extra brain, an extra hand, you got one?

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You bet, you bet! Big project, huge project, needs a genius, needs you!

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For sure, for sure! Got a job, a crazy job, you'll love it, love love love it!