C

Derwin Diggs

Dialogue

Derwin Diggs
NPC

Keep your distance!

NPC

I hope you’re clean.

NPC

Wipe your feet!

NPC

Have you washed your hands?

NPC

Don’t touch anything!

NPC

You look filthy.

NPC

I hope you’re dirt-free?

Derwin Diggs
NPC

Grew up in Riverrise, lived my whole life dodging the grime of this place.

NPC

Got a bit of an... obsession with staying clean. Filth? Can’t stand it.

NPC

You look like you could use a bath, by the way.

NPC

Anyway, I teach folks around here how to mine without getting their hands dirty. Literally.

NPC

Yours are disgusting...

NPC

I keep training these folks, hoping one of them will find the diamond.

NPC

Oh, you don’t know about it?

NPC

Big, legendary diamond. Supposed to unite the tribes of the north and make whoever finds it king.

NPC

Gonna use those tribes to make SURE everyone stays clean.

NPC

...

NPC

You don’t think warrior tribes are dirty, do you?

NPC

This here is Riverrise, a quaint little town so full of dirt and grime.

NPC

Just think of it as a playground for anyone who loves to wallow in filth.

NPC

I mean, who needs cleanliness, right? Haha.

NPC

At least that means there are plenty of rubes willing to mine... I mean, uh...

NPC

Forget you heard that, ok?

NPC

Help? Thanks, but no thanks. Your hands might sully my work.

NPC

I do, but I don’t trust your hygiene standards.

NPC

I appreciate it, but I can't risk the contamination.

NPC

No need. The last volunteer didn’t meet my cleanliness protocol.

NPC

I wouldn’t want to subject you to this... filth.

NPC

No, you’re too... um, earthy for this task.

NPC

Help? Sure, but only if you’ve washed your hands.

NPC

Yeah, I’ve got some tasks. Just promise you won’t bring any dirt.

NPC

Absolutely, but don’t you dare track muck in here.

NPC

Yes, but only if you promise to stay clean.