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Disco Child

Dialogue

Zelda Choy
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Hello, Mister Adventurer! Or is it Missus Adventurer? My mother says we shouldn't judge.

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Hi! You're not a monster, are you? I'm not allowed to talk to monsters.

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Hi! Look at this head just hanging here! Where's the rest of them?

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I'm Zelda! Who are you? I have a bubble shield. What do you have?

Zelda Choy
NPC

My name's Zelda Choy! I'm a little kid!

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My mum sent me off to visit grandma. I think she wanted me to stay on the road, but I'm going through the woods!

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Mum's a great scientist! She invents things! She gave me a cool bubble shield!

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Monsters and stuff just bounce right off it! Go on, try to eat me! I dare you!

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Guess what I found? This creepy tent! It's got a head on it! Wow! Where's the rest of them, do you think?

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You should go inside and see what's in there! I'm not allowed because of stranger-danger!

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I'm fine. How are you? That's what you're supposed to say, right?

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I'm having a great time with my bubble shield! When I grow up I'm gonna become an adventurer and kill monsters!

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I'll have a big electro-sword and armour like Mum's and maybe some boom grenades!

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But I need to get to grandma's house soon. She'll give me a telling off when she finds out I went through the woods.

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This? This is Windreach Woods! I don't know exactly where.

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That's a tent I'm not allowed to go in because of stranger-danger. Also a head.

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That's all I know. I'm a kid.

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I do! Want to hear it?

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Are you strong and brave and stuff?

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I can trust you. Right?

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Maybe. Are you a good guy?

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Stranger-danger! Stranger-danger!

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I'm not supposed to talk to weirdos I meet in the woods.

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My Mum doesn't like me talking to strangers.

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No. I'm self-reliant! I have a bubble shield!