C

Electricalbooth Punk

Dialogue

Greg "GIGA-GREG" Wattson
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Welcome to my new world above ground!

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I like my coffee like I like my company, hot.

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Well, if it isn't a new visitor.

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Ever wonder what happens when a clown retires? Me too.

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Welcome to my lair... I mean, the coffee shop.

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Boo! Just kidding!

Greg "GIGA-GREG" Wattson
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I'm Greg, but people used to call me Giga the Demonic Clown. It was all for fun.

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Yes, I used to terrorise children across dimensions. It's no secret.

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After a crazy transformer incident, I got stuck here in Kwalat.

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Now, I'm trying to lead a normal life. Well... as normal as possible.

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Do you have any children?

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Some days are tougher than others, especially without the screams.

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Being around all this coffee helps... keeps me grounded.

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Well, I'll tell you, it's not easy going from evil clown to coffee enthusiast.

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Some days I miss the thrill of scaring the wits out of people.

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Keeping my darker urges in check is a daily grind, just like the coffee.

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Welcome to the only coffee shop in Westwind Woods.

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It's where you get the best coffee in Kwalat.

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Yes, I went from frightening kids to drinking cappuccinos. Life is funny that way.

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Fancy trying some of my dark roast? You're uglier than a one-armed kid in a sewer.

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I'm fine, unless you want to help me froth this milk.

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Thanks, but I'm keeping it calm... for now.

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Not at the moment; I'm managing to keep the evil at bay.

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Thanks, but unless you can make a mean espresso, I'm all set.

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Fancy a little mischief mission? Just kidding... or am I?

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Oh, absolutely. There's a task that will wake you up better than espresso!

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Ah, you've walked into my trap! Just kidding. But yes, I do need some assistance.

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Well, since you asked, I do have something brewing that requires a bit of mischief.