Gusto Grubhunter

Brain's in power-save mode. Must... eat.

Sorry... just need... food.

Too busy imagining my next meal. Not now.

Mind's blank. Need snacks now!

No, can't... need snacks... before I pass out.

Too famished to think straight. Maybe later.

Starving here, can't focus. Sorry.

HUNGRY! Mind's on food, talk later!

Can't think... too hungry to talk.

Just stall anyone who asks, I need to go grab a bite!

Bloody hell, that's right!

Absolutely!

Finally, someone understands! Could you bring me some snacks?

Blimey! You're a lifesaver!

Get me something to nibble on!

Cover my patrol and I'll owe you one huge favour!

Grab me that snack, and we'll be mates for life!

Absolutely! Can you cover my shift?

Just know this: you come to Windstone, you'll never leave hungry. Trust me on that.

But hey, who am I kidding? Wouldn't want the villagers to find out about my... peculiar tastes.

Speaking of which, they have these pets, right? So well-fed, they look almost... delicious.

Everyone's too busy with their own business to notice a few missing treats...

Folks here always have something cooking, and the air is filled with mouth-watering smells.

It’s a small, bustling town known for its hardworking folk and, uh, edible friends.

This is the outskirts of Windstone Village, not far from the Skylight Grasslands.

Sometimes I think about just smuggling a bit of their food. Chewing slowly so others think I'm on watch.

But hey, I’m not here to ask questions. Just here for the next plate.

Rumour has it, some bits might be more... aware than others.

Some folks say his dishes have... secret ingredients. I'm not fussy, though.

Those sizzling roasts, those perfectly charred steaks, those succulent pies.

You know Thorin Toastbeard's cooking? Yeah, it’s practically torture being this close to it all the time.

Not even joking, I once had my eye on a passing bird. Looked like a decent meal.

Seriously, I could eat anything right now. Tried it before.

They always give me the munchies...

I just had a herbal cigarette, and now I have the munchies...

HUNGRY. Oh man, I'm so bloody hungry.

Don't worry, I won’t make a meal out of you... unless you're really out of food.

So, you got any food on you? I mean, I could eat a whole bloody cow right now.

Figured guarding this place, I'd get first dibs on all the tasty stuff.

And you, you look like you could have some good snacking tips, eh?

Now I'm just trying to find the next meal, you know?

They wouldn't let me eat the people I caught...

Used to have a cushy gig as a bounty hunter, but man, that got dull real quick.

Name’s Gusto, mate. Gusto Grubhunter.