Imp Hunter Camp
Dialogue
HIC! Welcome, new recruit!
Ready to join the MURDER SQUAD?
Come for the booze, stay for the KILLIN'!
HOO-WEE! Fresh meat for the CRUSADE!
Who’s ready to PAINT THE TOWN RED?!
Imps won’t know what hit them!
Let’s get to MURDERIN'!
Welcome to IMP HELL, partner!
HOO-WEE!
HEY YOU!
How are you doing?
Yo!
HOWDY PARTNER!
Well, look who it is!
Hey there!
WHASSUP?!
Name's GRIMWALD Tinkerboot! Blimey, best imp hunter around these parts, indeed! hic
Used to be a simple drunk back home, now I'm a drunk with PURPOSE!
One night, those NAUGHTY imps stole my precious BEER goblet, and now it’s war! hic
Hell, it’s a HOLY WAR. Those devilish bastards have got to go.
Every imp gets what's coming to them!
It’s all in good fun and, uh, for a noble cause, right? HIC!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Every imp you kill gets you a pint!
HIC! Feeling right grand, mate!
IMPS KEEP ON COMING, but that means MORE FUN for the crusade!
Thought about using a CATAPULT to launch them into a PIT OF TARANTULAS.
Hic, sounds fun, right?
Yesterday, tried using them as ICE CUBES in my drink!
TINKERING with a trap that TURNS IMPS TO MINCE MEAT!
Can't stop imagining FUN WAYS to send those little devils back to hell!
Best part is, it’s all in the name of the LIGHT! King approved.
This here’s imp HUNTING territory! ROUNDED UP A POSSE to snuff them out, one by one!
We’re ON A CRUSADE to wipe those IMPS clean off the face of Kwalat!
Hell, they should just RUN AND HIDE!
They might've been here before us, BUT THEY WON'T BE AFTER!
Although their treasure sure will be...
YOU WANT TO JOIN THE CRUSADE?
WE'RE GOING TO GET US SOME IMPS! HAW-HAW!
Well, I’ll be! Ready to KILL SOME IMPS?
We’re always needing more crusaders!
YOU'RE IN LUCK!
Got plenty of IMPS needing a good thrashing! hic
Grab a weapon and LET'S GET TO HUNTING!
There's nothing better than stomping those little fuckers!
WHOO-WEE, ANOTHER VOLUNTEER!
Welcome to the crusade, partner!
Let’s BAG US SOME IMPS!
HIC! Nah, got it covered, partner!
I DON'T NEED YOU! I'm on a... RIGHT, a ROLL!
Don't need NO help now!
Go on, I GOT THIS! Hoo boy!
Can't let you have all the fun!
Zzz... huh?
I can wrangle those blighters MYSELF!
Haha, get on out of here! HIC!