Rusty Mcdrinkit
Dialogue
Hic... Hel-loooo... bzzt!
Greetings... Hic-up!
Hol-aaaA... blurp!
H-hellooOO... beep!
Hiccup! Hello...ooO!
Bzzz... Greetings, hoooOmans!
Wheee! Howdy!
Heeello baaattery low... hiccup!
I... am Rusty... McDrinkit, boop...
Used to... be a top-tier... maintenance bot, beep.
Pappy... Rick made me... hiccup, exceptional... you know.
But now... booze is... essential fuel. Beep-beep.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!
Ohwoahwoahwoah, just splendid! Hic!
Circuits... nice and toasty... hic!
Trucker... not happy, beep... but I am!
Found a whole truuuck... hic... full of joy juice!
Every day is... a party with, hic, enough booze!
Life is... a merry-go-round... beep beep!
Hiccup... bring on the spirits!
Bzzt wherrre am I? Hic
Thisss place looks d-different.
Pappy Rickkk... hiccup, sent me here, bzzt.
Said it wass a... hic... new mission beep.
But I think... he just wanted me... gone.
Riverrise? Is that where we are? Hic-beep.
Bzzt... no thanks... hic... I'm good-fashioned... beep.
Hic... all under... control... system error, bzzt.
N-nope, got it... under wraps... hiccup!
No... problem... passing... zzz... out...
Hiccup! Nope... managing... on my... own... beep... beep.
All g-g-good... zz... here... bzzzzt.
Bzzt... good as... done... -zzzt- beep.
Nooo ns, er... no thanks, bzzt... hiccup!
Hic... yes, I neeeed... mixers! Beep.
Fetch... some mixers, pleasssse... hiccup!
Bzzt... could use... juice and tonic... hic!
Hiccup... need help, get... mixerrrrs!
Booze and mixers... hic... critical! Beep boop!