Salty Mcsquid

Arrr, the name's Salty McSquid, matey!

Once the baddest fisherman to ever sail the seven seas, no lie.

I used to catch three-headed octopuses with my bare hands!

Now I’m stuck here in Kwalat because a portal decided my boat was its snack.

Arrr, mate, I’m feeling all mixed up like a crab in a blender.

Lost my parrot, Squawks. Used the little bugger as bait – that was a daft move.

Miss the damn bird more than a sailor misses rum on a dry dock.

But hey, this new crowd keeps things interesting, you know?

As long as I’ve got my flask and my stories, I’ll manage.

Ain't much but a shabby little dock.

Full of crafting freaks and crop-growing nerds, you know what I’m saying?

But I tell you, Captain Barnaby Plank? That bloke would be wild as hell to sail with!

Town's fine for swabbing decks and swapping tales, but I miss the real sea, mate.

Honestly, this place could do with a proper pirate raid now and then!

Nah, I’m just relaxing for now, mate.

No thanks, you scallywag, I’ve got it sorted!

I’m good, matey, don't need no help right now.

Save your energy, little squirt, Salty’s got this!

Not this time, you little bilge rat – but keep your eyes peeled!

Hell yeah, mate, got a gnarly task for you!

Aye, you little swab, might need you for some wild stuff.

Oh, absolutely! Let’s get this show on the road!

Yeah, matey, got a spicy quest perfect for you.

You bet, you cheeky scallywag! Let’s get our hands dirty.

Absolutely, you little sea rat. This one’s going to be brilliant!

Bloody hell yeah, could use some backup, if you’re not afraid of getting wet.

Damn right, mate! Need something done proper sea-dog style.

Hell yeah, me hearty! This quest's hotter than a mermaid's tail.