Slick Shady

Once upon a time in the Quaddari flicks, I was the bravest gunslinger around. Heh, if only they knew the truth!

You see, I'm not a true-blue hero. More like a silver-tongued showman looking cool for the cameras.

Got tired of the bright lights and thought I could wow this simpler land. Turns out, pretendin ain't as easy without a script.

Still, I reckon I'm just waiting for my big heroic moment. Any minute now, I'll be saving the day.

It takes a lot of guts to stroll around here with all these critters and bandits. Or, you know, a lot of good acting.

To be honest, I get jumpier than a frog in a frying pan when things get hairy. But hey, the show must go on, right?

Behind me? Yup, that's my prized hovercar, straight from Quaddari.

It's got more gadgets than a Swiss army knife, but let's just keep that between us and the weeds.

To be honest, I'm not sure this thing is legal out here. But I'd like to see them try to take it from me!

I got this... at least that's what I'll tell them!

Nah, today I'm playing the role of the strong, silent type.

There’s no damsel in distress here... unless you see a dragon.

I'll manage... unless you see something scary.

Nah, I'm good... just don't look too close.

Well now, partner, I reckon I could use a sidekick. You know, for safety.

A cowboy's got to face his fears... or find someone else to do it. Interested?

I’ve got a bit of a predicament, and my bravery's on a coffee break. You in?

Hoo boy, trouble's afoot. How about you take the lead, and I'll provide moral support... from a safe distance.