Westwind Head Horns
Dialogue
Is that an organ donor card in your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?
Hey there, don't just stand there looking lovely! Give me a kiss.
Your eyes look like eternity... but they'd sell in a heartbeat.
Over here, darling, don't be shy. I won't bite... hard.
Oh darling, you look extraordinary today!
I adore your voice... what else can that mouth do?
Who needs a knight in shining armour when I could just have you in the nude?
I am Sirena Hexblade, though some call me the best they've ever had.
I have a special knack for getting to the heart of the matter.
Only the most hex-travagant woman you'll ever see.
Wifey material, but you can call me babe.
I may not have a medical degree, but I can find my way around your body.
You'll be so sore in the morning, you'll need an ice bath.
How intriguing to care about a witch's well-being.
Life in the woods is shrouded in shadows and secrets, just like my sheets.
My experiments have been going... spectacularly.
I can hear your heartbeat from here... sounds like a heart of gold.
Just got some "bodywork" if you know what I mean.
You're in the enchanting Westwind Woods, a place where secrets and desires intertwine.
My home lies within these trees, a haven for those brave enough, or hot enough, to seek me out.
Every corner of these woods holds a whisper of passion, a sigh of longing. It can get under your skin.
This cursed house I call home is a sanctuary of dark pleasures. Want a tour?
Wander these woods too long, and you might find yourself lost in more ways than one.
Make sure you have everything; I wouldn't want you to leave something behind.
I'd love some company for my next experiment. Interested?
Oh darling, I could use a strong pair of hands. Are you offering?
If you've got a free ear to listen to my problems for a moment, sure.
How intriguing, I'd love to see what you can do for me.
Fancy lending a "hand" to a witch in need? It might be... rewarding.
I don't require help from someone with such a busted face.
Your assistance? Merely a distraction for me.
I have everything under control, unlike your weight.
No, I think I'm a bit out of your league.
Don't flatter yourself, you're not needed.