Zorbul Znar

Zorbul Z'nar here, the most beautiful alien in the whole galaxy!

I was crowned beauty king, but a meanie pushed me through a portal.

Now I'm trapped in this farm place, where people do not appreciate true beauty.

I've got six eyes and perfect features, but the locals think I'm ugly!

They're jealous; they can't handle Zorbul's radiant charm!

I've got Dr. Glimmiwop for nighttime fixes. I'm going to be a top model again.

Farm life suits me. I think I'm the Adonis of hay and moo-moos!

Who needs jealous haters when the farm chickens adore me?

Zorbul Z'nar is feeling... confused!

So many ugly faces here. Ew! You're the worst yet.

Back home, Zorbul was the beauty king. Here, bleh!

But farm life isn't so bad... the chickens love me!

And I love chicken. I'm going to marry one!

Why is everyone here so plain? Where are the beautiful people?

Zorbul is upset seeing all the uglies all the time.

This place? It's a dirty earth farm, hehe!

Yuck. Not like Zorbul's home, the Shimmering Nebula.

There, every rock is shiny, every plant is glowing.

But here? Just dirt and animals. Smelly animals!

Zorbul does not like smelly things. I'm too beautiful for smell.

This place makes Zorbul sad, but I will make it fabulous!

Maybe I'll turn moo-moos into statues! Hehe, then they'll shine, like Zorbul!

You help Zorbul shine!

Make you beautiful too?

Zorbul needs you, yes!

Help me, you shall!

Yes, you help pretty, yes!

Zorbul will make fabulous!

Yes, I need you to make me look good!

Beauty time! Let's do it!

If you can get out of my eyeline!

No, Zorbul is busy!

Dr. Glimmi is attaching a tentacle, do not bother!

I do not need help, I'm doing beauty enhancement!

You go, Zorbul has this!

No thanks, Zorbul does not need ugly!

Busy making beautiful!

No, Zorbul has tentacle business!

No help needed, busy busy!

Enhancing self, no time for you!