Baxton Skip Malroth

Name's Baxton Malroth - you can call me "Skip", because that's what I do.

I was the best stone-skipper in Windstone Village.

Men wanted to be me, women wanted to be with me.

Then I went and clocked Gregor in the balls. Whoopsie daisy!

Fame turned into shame quicker than you can say, "Hop, skip, and infertility!"

They found out about my secret stash of magic stones, and I was banned from the league.

Still trying to redeem myself. Gregor's staying well clear!

Couldn't be better, mate! I've got a cracking plan.

I'm going to catch that thief who stole from Gregor.

Picture it: me a hero. Blimey, I can already hear the village cheering.

I'm going to skip this stone right through the back of his skull!

That thief won't even have time to use that gun of his...

...I hope.

This here is Windstone Village, mate.

Quiet little corner of the world, eh?

But don't be fooled; it's a rather strange place.

These stones? They're bonza magical, because they come through portals from other worlds!

One time, I skipped a stone and turned old Mick's beard pink - it was priceless!

Another time, a stone skipped straight into the sky and came back as a flaming meteorite!

That's how I lost this finger. My girl was pretty disappointed.

Blimey, mate! I could use a wingman for my heroic escapades.

Let's train these stones to fly properly.

How about a bit of practice with these magic stones? I could use a hand.

How about helping me train to take down that thief?

Remember, if I die out there - it's your fault!

You've got to teach me to fight!

I've got this. Unless he's a ninja, then I'm in trouble.

Got it under control... unless he's got a cloaking device.

Don't worry about it.

Nah, I've got it covered...

I'm all set... unless that thief's sneaking up now!

No worries... except that thief possibly killing me.

Nah, all's quiet... too quiet.