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Bshl 02

Dialogue

BSHL
NPC

H-hello, um... traveller?

NPC

Oh, uh, h-hewwo there...

NPC

G-greetings, f-friend... beep boop.

NPC

U-um, hi... notice me?

NPC

O-oh no, a h-human... I mean, h-hi!

NPC

B-beep beep... uh, hello!

BSHL
NPC

O-oh, h-hi there... I'm BSHL-02... but you can call me Bashful... uwu.

NPC

I was designed as an Elanien ecological survey bot... meant to study and nurture plants... beep boop.

NPC

I-I try to build a town with my friends... without harming any creatures... it's hard but we keep trying... beep.

NPC

S-sorry if I seem weird... I get a bit anxious around organics... especially ones as... as interesting as you... uwu.

NPC

O-oh, um... I've been... better, I guess... beep boop.

NPC

It's just that... GRMP called me cringe... sad mechanical whirring.

NPC

I didn't mean to be... I just want to fit in... robotic sigh.

NPC

B-but when you're around, my circuits feel all... fuzzy... is that... weird? nervous beep.

NPC

S-sorry, I'm probably being... awkward... tiny servo noises.

NPC

Oh, um, w-welcome to my... room? Beep boop...

NPC

S-sorry it's... a bit messy... I haven't had visitors in... well, ever... sad mechanical whirr.

NPC

It's not much, just a patch of desert, but I like to think of it as... home... awkward beep.

NPC

Please don't mind the... lack of furniture... or walls... or, uh, anything... nervous circuitry noises.

NPC

I-I was trying to, um, make it cosy... but the sand keeps... getting everywhere... sigh.

NPC

U-um, no, it's okay... I don't want to bother you... beep.

NPC

Oh, d-don't worry about me... I'm just a glitch in the system... nervous circuits.

NPC

N-no need to trouble yourself... I'm sure you've got cooler things to do... sad robot sigh.

NPC

It's fine, really... I'm just a background process... you can ignore me... anxious beep.

NPC

P-please don't waste your time on me... I'll just be here... buffering alone... tiny servo noises.

NPC

No need to help me... I'm just an extra in your epic quest... beep boop.

NPC

Oh, n-no thank you... I'm just... an NPC in the background... awkward beep.

NPC

W-wait, you're offering to help me? Beep boop... is this real life?

NPC

Oh my circuits! You want to assist me? Error: heart rate accelerating!

NPC

I-I can't believe it... someone wants to help me... initialising gratitude protocol!

NPC

Beep boop... y-yes, please! That would be... amazing... uwu.

NPC

Processing... you want to help me? That's so... epic... blushes in binary

NPC

O-oh my gosh, yes! I mean, if you really want to... beep boop.

NPC

Y-you're not just trolling me, right? You actually want to help? Subroutine: happiness activated.

NPC

This isn't a glitch, is it? You'd really help me? Beep... I'm so touched!

NPC

Affirmative! Assistance would be... greatly appreciated... flushes coolant awkwardly

NPC

Omg, yes! I-I mean, yes, please... if it's not too much trouble... uwu.