Claudine Baxter
Dialogue
Howdy, partner!
Are you one of those government types?
Well, hello there!
Are you connected, or what?
Who sent you?
Do you have any documents on you?
Hey, are you looking for trouble?
Do you smell that? That's freedom!
Hello, stranger!
You're not from the government, are you?
Looking for something?
Name's Claudine Baxter, love.
Just a simple farmer trying to make a living out here on Kwalat.
Came from a place where the government had their nose in everything, so I made a quick getaway here.
Now I grow all sorts of crops, vegetables, you name it. But I've got a little secret stash too, if you catch my drift.
It's nothing like what you're used to, but it'll blow your mind, quite literally!
Folks round here think I'm just another farmer, but I reckon you seem cool enough to know the truth.
So, are you looking for something special or just passing through?
Oh, darling, I'm higher than a kite on a windy day!
Been tinkering with my secret stash and, whew, it's got me feeling like I'm floating on a cloud.
I might as well be a walking showcase of our finest product here.
You know, I was just wondering, have you ever been curious about how much a little old bullet hurts?
I've got this crazy notion about pain like science, except more fun!
Don't worry, I shan't shoot you unless you say so.
So... can I? Might just be a right laugh!
This is my little farmstead right here; No government allowed meddling with my business.
Been thinking about running for mayor of Winstone to legalise those good old drugs, you know?
But then I realise, do we even have a mayor? Hah, who knows!
One thing's for certain, I'd bring some real change round these parts!
Anyways, welcome to our little patch of chaos, love. Enjoy the ride!
Well, bless your heart!
Got some harvesting to do... or was it planting?
Sure thing, dear!
Aren't you a sight for sore eyes!
I've got a task... or maybe two?
Absolutely, love!
I was just about to... something.
Naw, just high as a kite!
Nah, let's just chill, partner.
Nah, have you got any of the good stuff?
Nope, just kicking back. Got any herbs on you?
Naw, let's just hang out, maybe share a smoke?
Nah, love, just taking it easy.
Naw, let me tell you about my latest trip!
Nope, just vibing. Got any drugs?
Naw, I'm just vibing right now.
Nah, love, just enjoying the high.
Nope, I'm chilling. Just hang out if you want.
Nah, let's just shoot the breeze.
Naw, come sit a while with me, let's just relax.
Nah, we'd best keep it low-key right now.
Thanks, but I don't need any extra eyes on me.
Naw, everything's peachy, just got to stay under the radar.