Dwarf Red Sunglasses

Seriously? You don’t know who I am?!

I’m Goat the Bounty Hunter! The legend, the master, the icon!

I used to be the star of my own reality show, for goodness' sake!

Came through an interdimensional portal, chasing bounties and fame.

Now I’m the top dog here in Kwalat, even if these fools don’t appreciate my genius.

Get with the programme, mate. Or maybe I’ll hunt your backside next.

Just snagged a million-pound bounty, no big deal.

Been busy showing these wannabes how a real bounty hunter operates.

I know, I know, I’m incredible. Just another day in the life of Goat the Bounty Hunter.

Do you know any TV producers? Bet they’d love to film this nonsense!

Ha! This dump? You must be joking, right?

This is just some backwater hick town.

Goldenfield or something? I don’t really take notice.

This place couldn’t hold a candle to my hometown, but whatever.

I'm only here because, well, they're lucky to have me.

But hey, they all know Goat. That’s what really matters!

Oh sure, if you think you can handle it.

I suppose I could let you tag along.

Yeah, yeah, you want a piece of my glory?

Fine, you can help, but remember who’s the boss.

I suppose even a legend like me can throw you a bone.

If you insist, but don’t steal my spotlight.

Sure, why not?

I’ve got all the skills, but you can watch and learn.

Pff, as if I need your help.

Don’t flatter yourself, I’m doing just fine.

Seriously? You think I need assistance?

Get lost, I’ve got contracts to sign.

Don’t waste my time; I’m busy being awesome.

Clear off, I’ve got more important things to do.

Unless you’ve got a TV deal, bugger off.

Think you can outshine Goat? Dream on!