Electricalbooth Punk
Dialogue
Welcome to my new world above ground!
I like my coffee like I like my company, hot.
Well, if it isn't a new visitor.
Ever wonder what happens when a clown retires? Me too.
Welcome to my lair... I mean, the coffee shop.
Boo! Just kidding!
I'm Greg, but people used to call me Giga the Demonic Clown. It was all for fun.
Yes, I used to terrorise children across dimensions. It's no secret.
After a crazy transformer incident, I got stuck here in Kwalat.
Now, I'm trying to lead a normal life. Well... as normal as possible.
Do you have any children?
Some days are tougher than others, especially without the screams.
Being around all this coffee helps... keeps me grounded.
Well, I'll tell you, it's not easy going from evil clown to coffee enthusiast.
Some days I miss the thrill of scaring the wits out of people.
Keeping my darker urges in check is a daily grind, just like the coffee.
Welcome to the only coffee shop in Westwind Woods.
It's where you get the best coffee in Kwalat.
Yes, I went from frightening kids to drinking cappuccinos. Life is funny that way.
Fancy trying some of my dark roast? You're uglier than a one-armed kid in a sewer.
I'm fine, unless you want to help me froth this milk.
Thanks, but I'm keeping it calm... for now.
Not at the moment; I'm managing to keep the evil at bay.
Thanks, but unless you can make a mean espresso, I'm all set.
Fancy a little mischief mission? Just kidding... or am I?
Oh, absolutely. There's a task that will wake you up better than espresso!
Ah, you've walked into my trap! Just kidding. But yes, I do need some assistance.
Well, since you asked, I do have something brewing that requires a bit of mischief.