Electrichair Hood

Obadiah Flint, the man whom lightning couldn't kill.

Struck me once, then again, but it only made me stronger. Curious, isn't it?

Some say I'm mad, others say I'm chosen. The truth is, I just love a good jolt.

Funny thing. Once you embrace pain, you start to crave it.

Pain, pleasure? What really is the difference...

Shocking, I know.

Oh, I'm just crackling with energy, thank you for asking.

Just shocked myself on the chair. The electricity keeps me fit and fed!

I have to admit, it's a bit lonely. This chair doesn't seem to favour many other souls.

They fried, you see. They're all just lifeless husks now.

But one day, I will find the others chosen by the shock!

And then our purpose will be clear.

This here is where the storm spat me out, right next to this beauty of a chair.

This chair and I, we've become quite the pair.

We share shocks and secrets, but mostly shocks.

Folks around here say it's cursed, but I call it my throne.

Care to give it a try? I'd love to see what happens to you...

Oh, you're in for a shocker!

Got a jolting task for you.

I could use a spare fuse.

You're quite the live wire!

Maybe you can find others for the test...

Ain't needing help, just another shock!

Keep your help, I've got my volts.

Help? Nah, I'm just here for the zap.

Sod off, I'm busy communing.

No thanks, I'm basking in the electric kiss.

Mind your own, I'm wired enough.

No need, I'm already juiced.

Just need my daily dose of volts.

Just need my voltage fix.

No help needed, just my chair and a storm.

Got all the wattage I need.

Not now, still savouring the last jolt.

I'm all juiced up, thanks.

Just me and the thunder, mate.

Curse your help, I need the pain!

Nah, the current's all I crave.

You're as useless as a dead battery.

Voltage is my only friend.