Goblin

His camp is pretty close. Perhaps you can bother him instead.

Get out of here. Head north along the path, and keep an eye out for a chap named Maxwell.

Wait, you must be asking about the entire area. Well, you're in the great Kingdom of Elan, where opportunities are endless and taxes are low.

Who else can greet outworlders as well as I can? Wait, did I greet you when you arrived here? If not, GREETINGS, OUTWORLDER!

Think I'm going to treat you better now that you've asked?

Get used to it, you're not going back home.

Wait, you must be inquiring about the entire plane of existence. You're in Kwalat, the multiverse's dumping grounds.