Grizelda

Oh, sweetie, bless your heart. I'm Grizelda, just an old gal lost in this big, silly forest.

I'm the proud leader of the Mushroom Enlightenment Church!

Can you believe it, numpty?

These mushrooms? They're the key!

The bloody golden ticket back to my one-eyed, horned overlords.

I miss my world so much... but the mushrooms told me to bring people back with me!

Oh, I'm just splendid, imbecile.

Been trying to get these fools to join my church, but they're all too frightened.

One even said I was rude! The cheek of that numpty...

Can you believe it, darling? Nobody wants to leave their physical form behind!

Imagine, ascending to higher realms, but no, they'd rather stay in this mess.

I'm trying my best out here, but these people are just hopeless.

You look different, though. You might have some sense in you.

The mushrooms chose this spot for me, isn't that just utterly magical?

They speak to me, you know? Tell me all their ancient secrets.

The walls between worlds are weaker here...

A place for enlightenment, for ascending beyond this nonsense.

All we have to do is eat the mushrooms and trust in their power.

So, you ready to join the cause, sweetie, or still scared of a little 'shroom?

Oh, sweetie, you'd do that for me?

Time to roll up your sleeves, darling.

The church is counting on you!

The mushrooms have many requests...

Perhaps you can help us recruit.

Not now, pillock. I'm waiting for a sign.

Aw, numpty, not today.

The mushrooms haven't spoken yet.

You're eager, aren't you, numbnuts?

It's not the right moment.

Hold your horses, darling.

The mushrooms will tell us when.