Homeless Coat

I'm Grizzle Thornfoot, strange visitor from another planet!

I was a great man on my home planet, I tell you! I had my own liver and everything.

I had a very important job. I was an elevator operator in a mine of explosive ore.

But then something happened which was not my fault in any way!

Everything exploded, which had nothing to do with me lighting that joint.

Totally innocent of all blame, I got blown onto Kawlat.

After a couple of years of wandering, I found this place.

I work for Sofia. She sells stuff we find around here.

I protect her from goons like you and she provides me with smokes.

Me and my friends pass the time getting wasted and trying not to get eaten by something in the woods.

Life's funny, you know? But not "ha ha" funny.

I'm a bum on a strange world.

I live in an abandoned railway station with three other bums.

I need my Whack, which I'm completely out of.

I just accidentally kicked over the toilet bucket.

How the bloody hell do you think I am, Genius?

Abandoned railway station, middle of Windreach Woods.

Four of us live here.

Sofia is in charge because she has the drugs.

She sells stuff we salvage and we protect her.

Eustice over there can sniff out Spotted Dick mushrooms, which we snort to see giant penguins and stuff.

DO NOT put it up your arse, no matter what Eustice says.

Can't pay you much, but yes.

I could use a hand: or a foot.

Sure could. Mind the bucket of rubbish there.

If you can handle the smell, yep.

I'm good. Well, I'm rubbish, but I don't need anything.

Talk to Sofia if you're looking for work.

Not unless you've got some Whack on you.

NO! I'm having one of my "episodes."