Homeless Green Mask
Dialogue
Oh, a real live creature! ... You are, aren't you?
Do I know you? Ha, that's a joke! I don't know anyone!
Hello! Have you seen my brain around here? It's grey, wrinkly, tastes like pudding...
Hello! Got any Whack?
Eustice Crumble's my name!
I was born in a village a couple of hundred miles away. One time, as a boy, I swallowed an artefact. They say it scrambled my brains, but I seem fine to me.
My village threw me out because I smoked Whack all the time and had too many invisible friends.
I wandered for a couple of years and then I found this place, and the people inside.
My pals here keep me around because I can find Spotted Dick 'shrooms which we snort.
You can grind them into powder and stick them up the poop-shoot too.
It's a great high until singing bats fly out of your backside and chase the penguins away. Then you're sad.
Anyway, Sofia's the boss 'cause she has all the drugs. Want to see my prostate?
I'm mad, I tell you!
I live in this retro boot with my friends and penguins!
I find 'shrooms, snort 'shrooms, and sometimes play motorboat with Sofia.
It's a great life, if you don't mind shitting in a bucket.
They say it's an old railway station, but it looks like the inside of a huge nostril to me.
Uh oh, looks like it's going to sneeze!
Wheeeeee! Feel the wind in your hair!
What was the question again?
Yes! But only if you're actually real.
Maybe. Are you good at anything? I'm certainly not.
Sure! Let's talk after this penguin goes away.
I suppose so, if Mr. Twinkles over there is too busy.
No. You have way too many heads.
I've already eaten the evidence.
Nope. I brought my own.
Nobody can find Spotted Dick like me!