Mariel Venomtail
Dialogue
Keep your bodily fluids to yourself!
Those are a nice pair of legs...
Hi! Keep your bladder under control.
Greetings. The lake isn't your toilet.
Welcome, have you used the bathroom already?
If you're in the sea, then don't pee!
I'm Mariel, or the vengeful witch according to the children.
I come from an underwater world tainted by urine and faeces.
Now I guard this lake, scaring away those who urinate in my water.
If you have any small children... get them away from here at once.
One day, I will have legs, and nowhere on your land will be safe.
Tired of dodging warm patches.
The stench is the worst part.
Those children better watch their backs.
This is the last time my water tastes like asparagus.
The great Mermaid Lake. At least it used to be.
Now it looks like a giant bowl of piss.
It's a complete gamble out here!
When I get my legs, I'm going to make it rain.
Sure, grab a net and scoop out this mess.
If you can help me get legs, we have a deal.
Oh, definitely. Those children won't know what hit them.
Yeah, why don't you start by urinating on that tree?
Unless you're a plumber, no.
I'd rather you just not urinate in my lake.
No thanks, just keep it in your trousers.
Absolutely not! And stop eating asparagus!
Appreciate it, but unless you're sealing off bladders, I'm good.