Nud E Leroy
Dialogue
Hey, where did you get all those layers?
It's bloody freezing without my pants!
Are you lot always this overdressed?
Lost my trousers and my mind!
This isn't the beach, is it?
Why is everyone shooting and wearing clothes?
Got any spare threads? I'm freezing here!
Never thought I'd miss my shorts this much!
You having a laugh? It's Nud-E Leroy standing right here!
I'm the chap leading Riverrise's grand unclothing revolution!
Figured you'd have heard of me by now, I was sort of a local legend in the making!
Well, that was before the townsfolk had me conscripted and shipped off to this hellhole!
How am I? I'm sweating my bollocks off in this blasted desert while you lot prance about in your fancy quilts!
Have you ever tried trudging through sand dunes without so much as a sock on? It's a proper party, let me tell you!
These geniuses shipped me off to a war zone where nobody gives a toss that I'm au naturel what's the point?
I thought my natural state would turn some heads, but out here? Not even a second glance! It's infuriating!
Meanwhile, you fabric enthusiasts look like you're ready for a blizzard newsflash, it's hotter than the devil's kitchen!
I've got sand in places I never knew existed, and you lot are carting around extra layers like it's a badge of honour!
This lousy armpit? Just another stop on my way back to Riverrise, if I can ditch you walking laundry piles!
Once I bust out of here, Riverrise won't know what hit 'em gonna give those uptight seam-lovers a real show!
Help? From you? The only thing I need is for you to ditch those curtains you're wearing!
Nah, mate, unless you're here to donate that fancy get-up to the cause of freedom!
Thanks but no thanks! Can't trust anyone who's afraid to feel the breeze down below!
Help? The only help I need is figuring out why you're sweating under all that fabric!
I'm all set, unless you're offering to join the natural side and ditch the threads!
Do I need help? Maybe getting you out of those clothes it's criminal to hide nature's work!
I'd rather not, mate. Can't take offers seriously from a walking clothes rack!
No need, unless you're sharing that jacket on second thoughts, just chuck it!
Unless you're planning a bonfire for those rags, I think I'll pass!
Help yourself first shed a layer or five, then we'll talk!
A cloth cocoon like you wants to help? Fine, I'll take it just this once.
Alright, you overstuffed laundry bag, perhaps your layers can be put to use.
Suppose even a walking closet like you can be useful.
Sure thing, fabric fortress! If you're willing to spare some time, I'm game to accept.