Quaridor Vex
Dialogue
What's your malfunction?
Think you're clever, eh?
Are you lost, or just dimwitted?
Need something, genius?
Got a death wish, have you?
Why are you here?
Can't you see I'm busy?
What do you want?
Why not take your useless self elsewhere?
Do you think I can't handle my own problems?
Is it too hard to mind your own bloody business?
Got something better to do than irritate me?
Do I need saving or is it just you being nosy?
Are you trying to be a hero or just foolish?
Who on earth told you I need help?
Do I look like a charity case?
Do you think you're tough enough for this mess?
Ready to dive into my hell, rookie?
Can you genuinely help, or are you talking nonsense?
Got the guts for it, or are you just teasing?
Feel like tackling my nightmare?
Ready to roll up your sleeves, numpty?
Think you can break this cursed spell?
Want to swap curses?
Why don't you take a wild guess?
Do I still want his help now?
Did I think he was just a crazy old man?
Did I ignore all of his warnings about the cursed relics?
Would Alexander Stones know how to lift the curse?
Should I just throw the artifact into the Old Quarry?
Are you blind or just ignorant?
Do you think I care about Windstone Village?
Why won't they even touch the bloody thing?
What truth does it want to hear?
Why do they just tell me that it was built to extract the truth from people?
Why doesn't any Keeper know what it is, or what world it originates from?
Do you think I haven't looked into the artifact and tried to break the curse?
How do you think I’m coping with this cursed affliction, huh?
Do you really want to know, or are you just pretending to care?
Can't you just get lost and let me do my job?
Why does everyone act like they've never met a cursed fellow before?
The one who has to voice every thought that comes to his mind as a question?
Ever heard of Quaridor Vex, the unfortunate guard with a cursed tongue?
Who on earth do you think I am?
Are you trying to irritate me, or is it just a natural talent?