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Dialogue

Ferris Bonewright
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Got any spare bones?

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Bone-tastic to see you.

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Life or death, friend?

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Need a bone buyer?

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Are your joints creaking yet?

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At death's door, or just visiting?

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Any bones for sale?

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How's it going, skullhead?

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Greetings, flesh bearer.

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Spine-tingling day, isn't it?

Ferris Bonewright
NPC

I am Ferris Bonewright, just a skeleton in a "meat prison", like you.

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Once just a simple mortician, now a bit of a misunderstood genius.

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I almost convinced the doctor to... liberate my bones...

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He said I had some kind of rare mind virus! He even thinks it might be contagious...

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So now I'm just biding my time.

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Some folks collect stamps; I collect bones... from willing donors, of course.

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Oh, just waiting eagerly.

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Old Mr. Willows isn't looking too spry these days.

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Every cough feels like a step closer to a new skeleton in my collection!

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I've been checking in on him more frequently.

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You know, just being neighbourly...

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When he finally kicks the bucket, I'll be right there to... assist.

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It's more than just a village, it's an endless game of hide-and-seek with the dead.

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I've got my eye on those hidden skeletons beneath unsuspecting smiles.

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And guess what? I always find what I'm looking for... eventually.

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I could use help... reducing the village population.

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Yes, ever handled a shovel and a dagger?

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Absolutely, target practice wouldn't hurt.

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Yes, there are a few folks who need... persuading.

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Definitely, some souls need a little nudge.

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Oh, most certainly. Some people need a permanent rest.

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You, help? You're too... intact.

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No, you're way too lively for my needs.

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Not today. Come back when you're a bit closer to the grave.

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Nope, you're too full of life. I need someone more... decomposed.

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Appreciate the offer, but I don't deal with the living.