Slick Shady

Once upon a time in the Quaddari flicks, I was the bravest gunslinger around. Heh, if only they knew the truth!

You see, I ain't no true-blue hero. More like a silver-tongued showman lookin' cool for the cams.

Got tired of the bright lights and thought I could wow this simpler land. Turns out, pretendin’ ain't as easy without a script.

Especially not when you're conscripted to a volunteer army and forced into a slaughterhouse...

Uh, you know. Just looking for the fastest route back to Riverrise.

Takes a lotta guts to stroll around here with all these critters and bandits. Or, y'know, a lotta good actin'.

Still, reckon I'm just waitin' for my big heroic moment. Any minute now, I'll be saving the day.

Well, it sure as hell ain't a film set. I'll tell you that.

When the blood squibs go off out herel, ain't nobody yelling cut.

It's uh... a bit terrifying.

I got this... at least that's what I'll tell 'em!

Nah, today I'm playin' the role of the strong, silent type.

Ain't no damsel in distress here... unless you see a dragon.

I'll manage... unless you see somethin' scary.

Nah, I'm good... just don t look too close.

Well now, partner, reckon I could use a sidekick. You know, for safety.

Cowboy's gotta face his fears...or find someone else to do it. Interested?

Got a bit of a predicament, and my bravery's on a coffee break. You in?

Hoo boy, trouble's afoot. How 'bout you take the lead, and I'll provide moral support...from a safe distance.