Yoga Naked Girl
Dialogue
Hey! Stop staring at my boob plate! Just kidding. Feel free to look as much as you like!
Hello! My energy is absolutely buzzing in your presence!
Hey there. Fancy a bit of spirituality?
Namaste, you lot!
I'm Cassidy, a very flexible spiritual voyager.
That was fine by me: my old life was rubbish anyway.
Now, Tiffany and I find enlightenment working for Guru David!
I'm completely satisfied with my spiritual awakening.
And every night is a howling freak fest in the Yoga House.
This nasty old planet rocks, mate!
This is Guru David's Yoga House. Me and Tiffany are David's, um, acolytes.
Absolutely! How did you know?
I bet you read my aura. I DO need a favour.
I'm in perfect harmony right now. Totally!
My chi is completely balanced and focused at the moment.
A mystical mishap brought me and my girl Tiffany to this planet.
Me and Tiff are Guru David's "acolytes," which means "bitches" in French.
We sleep by day, sometimes do a little yoga to get the locals excited.
You can attend a private session with us tonight - for a small donation.
We're very bloody stretchy!
I've become very spiritual here.
You bet! My current karmic burden is a right pain.
You're absolutely right I do. Namaste!
Pass. Come by tonight. You can help me then.
Nah, David and Tiff are supplying all of my needs.