Zarnok

Oh, playing along, are we?

I'm Zarnok, brilliant physicist and your fellow "theme park" visitor.

Kudos on the attention to detail; it's almost believable!

Still, I'm here to expose this place for what it truly is – a magnificent ruse.

But don't worry, your secret's safe with me... for now.

I'm having the time of my life in this elaborate "theme park"!

These supposed quests? Just another layer of the experience.

But hey, perhaps you could enlighten me on one thing?

Where's the exit to this grand amusement park?

I do need to get back to my darling wife and kids soon.

Oh, you're asking about this place?

Fascinating, isn't it? They've outdone themselves with the set design.

The attention to detail in Riverrise is simply impeccable!

Every stone, every tree – it feels almost real!

It's my absolute favourite spot in this grand theme park.

I love how the city centre bustles with activity – it's like stepping into a live-action RPG.

Just look at those "locals," they stay in character so well!

Can you believe the realism? Almost makes you forget it's all scripted.

Help from an NPC? That's hilarious.

No, no, you're the side character here.

Assist me? How quaint!

I'm the protagonist, not you.

Help? You must be joking.

Sure, I can't keep playing along forever.

Alright, I suppose I could use a hand with these "quests."

Fine, since you're already in character, let's get these errands over with.

Yes, I have a list of side quests I've been avoiding.