JuRicksic Quest

Whoa there, you really think you're too good for this, huh?

Alright, but don't come crying to me when you're blown to bits by Quest-O-Tron.

Fine, leave it to the genius drunk to save the world again. No biggie.

Really? Can't handle a bit of robot sex toy crafting? Pathetic.

Here's the plan, and it's genius because, well, it came from me. Non-virgin robots? Way less murdery. We're making this tin can a lady friend.

Alright, rookie, we've got a situation. Quest-O-Tron wants me dead, and I'm not keen on becoming robot kibble.

Just don't slow me down with your incompetence, okay?

Guess you prefer watching me get murdered by a robot. Cheers to that!

Now get outta here before I sober up and realise what a mistake it was trusting you.

Here's a vial of my portal fluid for... whatever the fuck you're up to.

It won't get you out of here, not that I give a shit.

Well, butter my biscuits, you actually did it! Colour me surprised, space cadet.

Well, well, look who decided to show up!

I need a processor, battery and sensor to finish my schematic. Think you can handle that, or is that too much for your puny brain?

These can be found around Windstone Village for free if you're slick enough.