Mine Over Matter

Don't you go tellin' Roddy about what I did here today.

And try not to trip I'd hate to explain to command why we have rookie bits scattered everywhere.

Now move out and plant those mines at the marked spots! After you set them, walk carefully out. Don't run!

Well, look at you! Managed to not turn yourself into a fine red mist!

Fine by me. Just don't come crying when the fireworks start without you.

You planted those mines and kept all your fingers? Maybe there's hope for you yet!

No problem, maybe I'll find someone who isn't allergic to a little excitement.

Oh, backing out? Didn't take you for a spectator.

Fine by me! Less paperwork when you blow yourself up doing something else!

Suit yourself, princess! The battlefield's no place for scaredy-cats!

Look alive, soldier! Or should I say, look still alive?

Well, look who wandered onto my battlefield! Did the nursery lose a naptime candidate?

Roddy wants me to report in? Bullshit!

Listen up, soldier! I've got land mines that need planting. These are dangerous, you stumble over one, it'll blow!

Truth is, I'm lookin to take out as many of these bastards in a blaze of glory later today.

For all Roddy needs to know, I'm already dead.

Alright, hero, time to dance with danger. Get those mines planted or we'll be using your boots as pissin' pots!

So, did you manage not to blow yourself up?

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