Scarecrow Showdown

That slimy bureaucrat Zugg has lied to you and Skrizzik!

He's upset Skrizzik! Skrizzik won't stand for it!

Skrizzik has a little plan to teach that pompous cousin a lesson he'll never forget.

These weren't required for the ritual! So instead, Skrizzik made a little scarecrow.

Take this Troll Head Scarecrow and place it right in front of his precious bureau in Goldenfield.

Then confront him and say, 'Compliments of Skrizzik!'

Let's see how he likes being the butt of a joke!

Excellent! Skrizzik knew you had a bit of mischief in you.

Bah! Skrizzik thought you had more spine.

Can't handle a little prank? You're no fun at all.

Fine, Skrizzik will find someone else with a taste for vengeance.

You there! Care to explain why there's a grotesque scarecrow outside my bureau?

A Troll Head Scarecrow? Planted right at my doorstep? This is an outrage!

So, Skrizzik thinks he can mock me with these childish antics?

Well, you can tell that conniving scoundrel his petty tricks won't intimidate me!

And you... consider yourself warned. Meddling in official business has consequences!

Take this... as a peace offering between you and I. I had this mount for a while...

I just wanted to see if I could get a little payback on that sneaky shit head.