The Great Pretender

I mean, erm... best of luck with the war.

Oh, also tell that chap Roddy I died. Probably won't convince him once my next film is out, but you'll probably both be dead by then.

Now, if anyone asks, just remember how valiantly I fought while, erm, you were fetching supplies.

Here's your reward, as promised. Can't have my stunt double going unpaid.

Seems my 'heroics' will be the talk of the campfire tonight.

Make it look like I blazed through there in a blaze of glory.

Well, blimey! You certainly put on quite a show out there!

If you do this for me, I'll make sure you're handsomely rewarded.

Well, if it isn't my loyal sidekick, back from the fray!

Crikey, this is going to put a dent in my box office appeal.

You're passing up on helping the leading man? The shareholders won't be too pleased about this.

Well, isn't that a plot twist! Leaving a star like me in the lurch?

Now, off you pop to stir up some trouble with those creatures, and I'll just... supervise from over here.

Walking away? That's a wrap on my heroic comeback – bad for both of us, I'd say.

Leaving me to face the music alone? Critics are going to have a field day.

Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes! I knew you'd rise to the occasion.

Well, hello there, mate! Word around camp is they think I'm some sort of hero from those films.

The truth is, I'm far better suited to the silver screen than the battlefield.

Can't have my fans discovering I'm more yellow-bellied than a field mouse, now can we?

I suppose you could help a bloke out of a tricky situation.

I need help with a Lizard Draco directly north. You can find it at Shipgrave Plain, right up there on the coast.

Goodness, even taking out just one of them would suffice.