Daxton Vance

I am Daxton Vance, a completely normal human. Don't mind the sword.

Uh, yep, just a regular old guard, nothing... enchanted here!

Been serving the mayor for years, all very human-like. No curses involved.

Just a guy with a sword, you know? A perfectly ordinary sword. Not cursed or anything, no.

I am a... human, yes.

Feeling quite... corporeal and fleshy.

Typical human emotions and aches!

Definitely not possessed by a mystical sword.

Normal human thoughts filling my brain.

No whispers of dark mysteries in my mind, no.

You know, just a typical... human... settlement.

Completely familiar with it. Uh, Riverrise, yes?

Lots of... trees and... humans here.

Perfectly know our location, no need to ask anyone else.

Just give me a moment to... recalibrate my human memory.

Uh, no help needed! Move along, human!

Absolutely no assistance required here, mortal friend!

All good here, perfectly human situation!

Ha! No, no, everything is under control, nothing... cursed happening!

Negative on the help, fellow flesh-being!

Oh yes, fellow human, please assist!

Certainly, kind traveller! Any... mortal help is welcome!

Absolutely, by all means, let's... be human together!

Eager for help, very human-like problem, yes!

Yes, your help will... greatly aid my human existence!

Oh, joy! More human friends to... aid us!