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Alex Hooty Howitzer

Dialogue

Alex "Hooty" Howitzer
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What's up, mate?

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What's happening, chief?

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Hey there. What do you know?

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How's it going?

Alex "Hooty" Howitzer
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Name's Alex "Hooty" Howitzer, but you can just call me Hooty.

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I'm a living legend, or so they say, known for my explosive talents.

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I had a run-in with a horde of imps once, thought it was the end.

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I set off my rocket launcher to save the day, figured I'd go down in flames.

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Somehow, I walked away in one piece. Now I'm guarding this roadblock.

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My buddy Colt "Muffinman" McCrady and I keep an eye out for trouble.

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I started calling him "Muffinman" when he sniped an imp while eating a muffin...

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Want to hear a story about the time Muffinman almost shot me where the sun doesn't shine?

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Never been better, always got an eye out for new threats.

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Standing guard here at the roadblock outside Riverrise keeps me busy.

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Plenty of time to swap stories with Colt and keep the place secure.

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Some days are quiet, others we get all sorts of strange folk passing by.

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Keeps it interesting, you know? Never a dull moment guarding the road.

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This is the roadblock just outside Riverrise.

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Riverrise is the biggest city around.

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Full of crafters and hardworking folk. Good place to get supplies.

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We're here to keep the road safe from any dangers.

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Between the stories and the patrols, we've got this place covered.

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Nah, got things under control for now.

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We're all set here, but thanks for asking.

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Appreciate the offer, but we're good.

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Not much needing done at the moment.

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Got it handled for now, mate.

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Actually, yeah, got something you could help with.

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Could use a hand if you're willing.

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Always room for another pair of hands.

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Sure thing, I've got a task for you.

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If you're up for it, I've got something that needs doing.