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Alex Hooty Howitzer

Dialogue

Alex "Hooty" Howitzer
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Bright day, mate!

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For the King, boss!

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Light guide you, friend!

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At your service!

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Keep shining, boss!

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Shine on, mate!

Alex "Hooty" Howitzer
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Well hey there, boss! Name's Alex "Hooty" Howitzer, the Imp Annihilator.

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Just a fellow Lightbearer keepin' the King's light burnin' bright.

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Folks call me Hooty... silly joke from basic. I'll tell you another time. Want to hear a story?

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Caught behind enemy lines with my buddies' lives on the line, all I had left was one explosive round and a horde of enemies.

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Knowing I might not make it out alive, I did what any good Lightbearer would do, and shot that sum' bitch off.

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Somehow, I survived... the imps weren't so lucky. Nowadays I hang around with Muffinman and remind him what a badass I am.

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Keepin' the light alive, even if the pantry's lookin' a bit shadowy these days.

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Stomach's a bit tight after Muffinman made lunch yesterday... feel like I might poop a chalupa.

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Other than that, things are alright. Can't be any worse than blowing myself up...

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But uh... it'd be great if you were here to help out. Muffinman just kind of sits around... just look at him.

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This outpost might look like a heap of scrap, but it's our heap blessed by the King himself!

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It's a little rough around the edges, but that's why I'm stationed here... make it purdy.

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Between you, me, and the glowbugs, the King's got big plans for this place... just gotta squint a little to see 'em!

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So ignore the creaks and leaks!

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Ah, don't be sorry, just don't let it happen again.

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Appreciate the offer, but we're looking for someone a bit more competent.

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You... you want to help? But, I'm the Imp Annihilator... what can't I do?

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Well, isn't this the King's own timing! Could definitely use a bright soul like you.

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Bless the light, you're just in time... got a little task that's begging for your touch.

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Now isn't that a sign from the King! I'd be obliged if you'd lend a hand.