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Grumblejack McDoogan

NPCQuestRiverrise

This strange old man is stuck on the toilet, and claims that if he moves his arse will explode and he will die. He desperately needs you to bring him something to defuse the bomb stuck in his arse. He's very weird, swears, and might just be crazy - it's very hard to tell. He also claims to be selling brownies, which is a concerning prospect from a man sitting in a toilet. He's darkly comedic, random, and surprising.

Possible offers

Stock and quantities may vary.

ItemMinimum qualityQuantity
GonadGonadUncommon2–5
GonadGonadUncommon2–5
Glass DustGlass DustCommon2–5
Gladiator SpearGladiator SpearCommon2–5
Gladiator ShieldGladiator ShieldCommon2–5
Giant FeatherGiant FeatherUncommon2–5
Giant FeatherGiant FeatherUncommon2–5
Giant FeatherGiant FeatherUncommon2–5
Giant FeatherGiant FeatherUncommon2–5
Gentleman's Mana PipeGentleman's Mana PipeCommon2–5
Gentleman's Mana PipeGentleman's Mana PipeCommon2–5
Gentleman's Mana PipeGentleman's Mana PipeCommon2–5
Gentleman's Mana PipeGentleman's Mana PipeCommon2–5
Funny PillsFunny PillsCommon2–5
Funny PillsFunny PillsCommon2–5
Funny PillsFunny PillsCommon2–5
Funny PillsFunny PillsCommon2–5
Full BlockFull BlockCommon2–5
FrostbinderFrostbinderCommon2–5
Fragrant RootFragrant RootCommon2–5
Fragrant RootFragrant RootCommon2–5
Fragrant RootFragrant RootCommon2–5
Fragrant RootFragrant RootCommon2–5
Fortified Titanium OintmentFortified Titanium OintmentCommon2–5
Fortified Titanium OintmentFortified Titanium OintmentCommon2–5
Fortified Titanium OintmentFortified Titanium OintmentCommon2–5
Fortified Titanium OintmentFortified Titanium OintmentCommon2–5
Force OverchargerForce OverchargerCommon2–5
FlareFlareCommon2–5
Fish Sushi RollFish Sushi RollCommon2–5
Fish Sushi RollFish Sushi RollCommon2–5
Fish Sushi RollFish Sushi RollCommon2–5
Fish Sushi RollFish Sushi RollCommon2–5
Eye of the BeastEye of the BeastUncommon2–5
Eye of the BeastEye of the BeastUncommon2–5
Eye of the BeastEye of the BeastUncommon2–5
Eye of the BeastEye of the BeastUncommon2–5
Executioner's EdgeExecutioner's EdgeCommon2–5
Energy Egg ToastEnergy Egg ToastCommon2–5
Emerald CypherEmerald CypherCommon2–5
EggplantEggplantCommon2–5
EggplantEggplantCommon2–5
EggplantEggplantCommon2–5
EggplantEggplantCommon2–5
Egg SaladEgg SaladCommon2–5
Egg SaladEgg SaladCommon2–5
Egg SaladEgg SaladCommon2–5
Egg SaladEgg SaladCommon2–5
EggEggCommon2–5
EggEggCommon2–5

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