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Grumblejack McDoogan

NPCQuestRiverrise

This strange old man is stuck on the toilet, and claims that if he moves his arse will explode and he will die. He desperately needs you to bring him something to defuse the bomb stuck in his arse. He's very weird, swears, and might just be crazy - it's very hard to tell. He also claims to be selling brownies, which is a concerning prospect from a man sitting in a toilet. He's darkly comedic, random, and surprising.

Possible offers

Stock and quantities may vary.

ItemMinimum qualityQuantity
Xiphoid ProcessXiphoid ProcessCommon2–5
Xiphoid ProcessXiphoid ProcessCommon2–5
Xiphoid ProcessXiphoid ProcessCommon2–5
Xiphoid ProcessXiphoid ProcessCommon2–5
Wrenchgripped SwordWrenchgripped SwordCommon2–5
WraithcallerWraithcallerCommon2–5
WoodWoodCommon2–5
WoodWoodCommon2–5
WoodWoodCommon2–5
WoodWoodCommon2–5
Wild Berry BreadWild Berry BreadCommon2–5
Wild Berry BreadWild Berry BreadCommon2–5
Wild Berry BreadWild Berry BreadCommon2–5
Wild Berry BreadWild Berry BreadCommon2–5
Welded PatternedWelded PatternedCommon2–5
Water ShieldWater ShieldCommon2–5
Warrior CyberWarrior CyberCommon2–5
Velocity AceVelocity AceCommon2–5
Unseen SunscreenUnseen SunscreenCommon2–5
Unseen SunscreenUnseen SunscreenCommon2–5
Unseen SunscreenUnseen SunscreenCommon2–5
Unseen SunscreenUnseen SunscreenCommon2–5
TripwireTripwireCommon2–5
Tree RootTree RootCommon2–5
Tree RootTree RootCommon2–5
Tree RootTree RootCommon2–5
Tree RootTree RootCommon2–5
Tree of PlentyTree of PlentyCommon2–5
Transparent LeafTransparent LeafUncommon2–5
Transparent LeafTransparent LeafUncommon2–5
Transparent LeafTransparent LeafUncommon2–5
Transparent LeafTransparent LeafUncommon2–5
TransmorphTransmorphCommon2–5
Titanium OintmentTitanium OintmentCommon2–5
Titanium OintmentTitanium OintmentCommon2–5
Titanium OintmentTitanium OintmentCommon2–5
Titanium OintmentTitanium OintmentCommon2–5
Titanium NuggetTitanium NuggetUncommon2–5
Titanium NuggetTitanium NuggetUncommon2–5
Titanium NuggetTitanium NuggetUncommon2–5
Titanium NuggetTitanium NuggetUncommon2–5
Titan SandwichTitan SandwichCommon2–5
Tectonic RamTectonic RamCommon2–5
TaserTaserCommon2–5
Sweet Watermelon MashSweet Watermelon MashCommon2–5
Sweet Watermelon MashSweet Watermelon MashCommon2–5
Sweet Watermelon MashSweet Watermelon MashCommon2–5
Sweet Watermelon MashSweet Watermelon MashCommon2–5
Sweet Baked PumpkinSweet Baked PumpkinCommon2–5
Sweet Baked PumpkinSweet Baked PumpkinCommon2–5

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