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Grumblejack McDoogan

NPCQuestRiverrise

This strange old man is stuck on the toilet, and claims that if he moves his arse will explode and he will die. He desperately needs you to bring him something to defuse the bomb stuck in his arse. He's very weird, swears, and might just be crazy - it's very hard to tell. He also claims to be selling brownies, which is a concerning prospect from a man sitting in a toilet. He's darkly comedic, random, and surprising.

Possible offers

Stock and quantities may vary.

ItemMinimum qualityQuantity
CheeseCheeseCommon2–5
CheeseCheeseCommon2–5
Celestial ConduitCelestial ConduitCommon2–5
Caterpillar NuggetsCaterpillar NuggetsCommon2–5
CarrotCarrotCommon2–5
CarrotCarrotCommon2–5
CarrotCarrotCommon2–5
CarrotCarrotCommon2–5
Carnivorous PlantCarnivorous PlantUncommon2–5
Carnivorous PlantCarnivorous PlantUncommon2–5
Carnivorous PlantCarnivorous PlantUncommon2–5
Carnivorous PlantCarnivorous PlantUncommon2–5
CardioCardioCommon2–5
Cabbage and Carrot SaladCabbage and Carrot SaladCommon2–5
Cabbage and Carrot SaladCabbage and Carrot SaladCommon2–5
Cabbage and Carrot SaladCabbage and Carrot SaladCommon2–5
Cabbage and Carrot SaladCabbage and Carrot SaladCommon2–5
CabbageCabbageCommon2–5
CabbageCabbageCommon2–5
CabbageCabbageCommon2–5
CabbageCabbageCommon2–5
BreadBreadCommon2–5
BreadBreadCommon2–5
BreadBreadCommon2–5
BreadBreadCommon2–5
BolasBolasCommon2–5
Body ScannerBody ScannerCommon2–5
Blueberry PieBlueberry PieCommon2–5
Blueberry PieBlueberry PieCommon2–5
Blueberry PieBlueberry PieCommon2–5
Blueberry PieBlueberry PieCommon2–5
BlueberryBlueberryCommon2–5
BlueberryBlueberryCommon2–5
BlueberryBlueberryCommon2–5
BlueberryBlueberryCommon2–5
Blue LotusBlue LotusUncommon2–5
Blue LotusBlue LotusUncommon2–5
Blue LotusBlue LotusUncommon2–5
Blue LotusBlue LotusUncommon2–5
Bloodstone RingBloodstone RingCommon2–5
Blitztech VestBlitztech VestCommon2–5
Blade SoldierBlade SoldierCommon2–5
Blade RustyBlade RustyCommon2–5
Blade PunkBlade PunkCommon2–5
Blackheart DominionBlackheart DominionCommon2–5
Biosteroids ShotBiosteroids ShotCommon2–5
Biosteroids ShotBiosteroids ShotCommon2–5
Biosteroids ShotBiosteroids ShotCommon2–5
Biosteroids ShotBiosteroids ShotCommon2–5
Bionic VeilBionic VeilCommon2–5

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