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Grumblejack McDoogan

NPCQuestRiverrise

This strange old man is stuck on the toilet, and claims that if he moves his arse will explode and he will die. He desperately needs you to bring him something to defuse the bomb stuck in his arse. He's very weird, swears, and might just be crazy - it's very hard to tell. He also claims to be selling brownies, which is a concerning prospect from a man sitting in a toilet. He's darkly comedic, random, and surprising.

Possible offers

Stock and quantities may vary.

ItemMinimum qualityQuantity
Ribs and Onion Stir FryRibs and Onion Stir FryCommon2–5
Riveted ShieldRiveted ShieldCommon2–5
Riveted SpearRiveted SpearCommon2–5
Roasted CarcassRoasted CarcassCommon2–5
Roasted CarcassRoasted CarcassCommon2–5
Roasted CarcassRoasted CarcassCommon2–5
Roasted CarcassRoasted CarcassCommon2–5
Roasted Poultry LegsRoasted Poultry LegsCommon2–5
Roasted Poultry LegsRoasted Poultry LegsCommon2–5
Roasted Poultry LegsRoasted Poultry LegsCommon2–5
Roasted Poultry LegsRoasted Poultry LegsCommon2–5
RubyRubyUncommon2–5
RubyRubyUncommon2–5
RubyRubyUncommon2–5
RubyRubyUncommon2–5
Rudeder SwordRudeder SwordCommon2–5
RustyRustyCommon2–5
Rusty BowRusty BowCommon2–5
Rusty SwordRusty SwordCommon2–5
SaltSaltCommon2–5
SaltSaltCommon2–5
SaltSaltCommon2–5
SaltSaltCommon2–5
Savory Mushroom SoupSavory Mushroom SoupCommon2–5
Savory Mushroom SoupSavory Mushroom SoupCommon2–5
Savory Mushroom SoupSavory Mushroom SoupCommon2–5
Savory Mushroom SoupSavory Mushroom SoupCommon2–5
ScavengerScavengerCommon2–5
Scavenger ShieldScavenger ShieldCommon2–5
ShabbywoodShabbywoodCommon2–5
ShurikenShurikenCommon2–5
Silkworm CaterpillarSilkworm CaterpillarCommon2–5
Silkworm CaterpillarSilkworm CaterpillarCommon2–5
Silkworm CaterpillarSilkworm CaterpillarCommon2–5
Silkworm CaterpillarSilkworm CaterpillarCommon2–5
Singularity BlitzSingularity BlitzCommon2–5
Six-leaf CloverSix-leaf CloverUncommon2–5
Six-leaf CloverSix-leaf CloverUncommon2–5
Six-leaf CloverSix-leaf CloverUncommon2–5
Six-leaf CloverSix-leaf CloverUncommon2–5
Sleep DartSleep DartCommon2–5
Small JointSmall JointCommon2–5
Small JointSmall JointCommon2–5
Small JointSmall JointCommon2–5
Small JointSmall JointCommon2–5
Soft CrystalSoft CrystalCommon2–5
Soft CrystalSoft CrystalCommon2–5
Soft CrystalSoft CrystalCommon2–5
Soft CrystalSoft CrystalCommon2–5
Sorcerous CoreSorcerous CoreCommon2–5

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