Heartbreak Waters

Fine, I was never much for consent anyway.

Stuff this up, and I’ll do things to your backside you couldn't possibly fathom. Deal?

You're one of those limp dicks? What a shame.

Do this properly, and I'll give you my note of legal consent for Triton.

She’s sharp, so stay convincing. Get her to buy into this charade.

I need you to take it to his lady Ivie Clarkson over at the Goldenroast Cafe in Goldenfield. You'll have to make her believe it's genuine.

Also, I said he shagged like, a bunch of imps in the woods. Dirty bastard.

I've crafted this breakup letter, filled with all the sorrow and heartbreak anyone could muster.

Keep this lousy piece of paper. I have a mermaid to hunt.

Well, someone clearly has a twisted sense of humour.

This isn't from Ludwig! Why would she...?

It's Mariel's legal consent note for Triton!

Wait a second. This handwriting...and what's this on the back?

We’re going to make this bloke’s life suck more than your mum’s mouth.

He’s... breaking up with me!?

Oh, backing out, are you? There goes my entertainment for the day.

Oh, you have a note from Ludwig? What...what does it say?

What is that? A note from Ludwig?

Excellent. Let’s pour some salt in the wound, shall we?