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Alex Hooty Howitzer

Dialogue

Alex "Hooty" Howitzer
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G’day, mate!

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For the King, mate!

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Light guide you, mate!

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At your service!

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Keep shining, mate!

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Shine on, mate!

Alex "Hooty" Howitzer
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G'day there, boss! Name's Alex "Hooty" Howitzer, the Imp Annihilator.

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Just a fellow Lightbearer keepin' the King's light burnin' bright.

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Folks call me Hooty... silly joke from basic. I'll tell ya another time. Keen for a yarn?

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Caught behind enemy lines with me mates' lives on the line, all I had left was one explosive round and a huge mob of enemies.

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Knowing I might not make it out alive, I did what any good Lightbearer would do, and let that bugger rip.

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Somehow, I survived... the imps weren't so lucky. These days, I hang around with Muffinman and remind him what a legend I am.

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Still keepin' the light alive, even if the pantry's lookin' a bit shadowy these days.

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My guts are a bit crook after Muffinman whipped up lunch yesterday... feel like I might poop a chalupa.

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Other than that, things are alright. Couldn't be any worse than blowin' meself up...

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But uh... it'd be bonza if you were here to help out. Muffinman just kinda sits around... just have a squiz at him.

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This outpost might look like a heap of scrap, but it's our heap, fair dinkum blessed by the King himself!

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She's a bit rough around the edges, but that's why I'm stationed here... gotta spruce her up.

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Between you, me, and the glowbugs, the King's got big plans for this place... just gotta squint a bit to see 'em!

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So just ignore all the creaks and leaks!

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Ah, no need to be sorry, just don't let it happen again.

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Appreciate the offer, but we're after someone a bit more on the ball.

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You... you wanna help? But, I'm the Imp Annihilator... what can't I do?

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Well, ain't this the King's own timing! We could definitely use a bright spark like you.

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Bless the light, you're just in time... got a little job that's beggin' for your special touch.

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Now isn't that a sign from the King! I'd be chuffed if you'd lend a hand.