Baxton Skip Malroth

Name's Baxton Malroth - you can call me "Skip", because that's what I do.

I was the best stone-skipper in Windstone Village.

Blokes wanted to be me, and sheilas wanted to be with me.

Then I went and copped Gregor in the family jewels. Whoopsie daisy!

Fame turned into shame quicker than you can say, "Hop, skip, and infertility!"

They found out about my secret stash of magic stones, and I got banned from the league.

Still trying to redeem myself. Gregor's keeping his distance!

Couldn't be better, mate! I've got a ripper of a plan.

I’m gonna catch that thief who pinched from Gregor.

Picture it: me as a hero. Crikey, I can already hear the village cheering.

I’m going to skip this stone right through the back of his skull!

That thief won't even have time to use that gun of his...

...I hope.

This here is Windstone Village, mate.

A quiet little corner of the world, eh?

But don’t be fooled; it's a proper strange place.

These stones? They're bonza magical, because they come through portals from other worlds!

One time, I skipped a stone and turned old Mick's beard pink—it was priceless!

Another time, a stone skipped straight into the sky and came back as a flaming meteorite!

That's how I lost this finger. My girl was pretty disappointed.

Struth, mate! I could use a wingman for my heroic escapades.

Let's train these stones to fly right.

How about a bit of practice with these magic stones? Could use a hand.

How about helping me train to take down that thief?

Remember, if I die out there - it's your fault!

You've got to teach me to fight!

I've got this. Unless he's a ninja, then I'm stuffed.

Got it under control... unless he's got a cloaking device.

Don't worry about it.

Nah, I've got it covered...

I'm all set... unless that thief's sneaking up now!

No worries... except for that thief killing me.

Nah, all's quiet... too quiet.