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Bshl 02

Dialogue

BSHL
NPC

H-hello, um... traveller?

NPC

Oh, uh, h-hewwo there...

NPC

G-greetings, f-friend... beep boop.

NPC

U-um, hi... notice me?

NPC

O-oh no, a h-human... I mean, h-hi!

NPC

B-beep beep... uh, hello!

BSHL
NPC

O-oh, h-hey there... I’m BSHL-02... but you can call me Bashful... uwu.

NPC

I was built as an Elanien ecological survey bot... meant to study and care for plants... beep boop.

NPC

I-I try to build a town with my mates... without harming any creatures... it’s tricky but we keep at it... beep.

NPC

S-sorry if I come off a bit odd... I get a bit worked up around organics... especially ones as... as fascinating as you... uwu.

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O-oh, um... I’ve been... better, I suppose... beep boop.

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It’s just that... GRMP said I was cringe... sad mechanical whirring.

NPC

I didn’t mean to be... I just want to fit in... robotic sigh.

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B-but when you’re nearby, my circuits feel all... tingly... is that... weird? nervous beep.

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S-sorry, I’m probably being... awkward... tiny servo noises.

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Oh, um, w-welcome to my... room? Beep boop...

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S-sorry it’s... a bit messy... I haven’t had visitors in... well, ever... sad mechanical whirr.

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It’s not much, just a patch of desert, but I like to think of it as... home... awkward beep.

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Please don’t mind the... lack of furniture... or walls... or, uh, anything... nervous circuitry noises.

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I-I was trying to, um, make it cosy... but the sand keeps... getting everywhere... sigh.

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U-um, no, it’s alright... I don’t want to bother you... beep.

NPC

Oh, d-don’t worry about me... I’m just a glitch in the system... nervous circuits.

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N-no need to trouble yourself... I’m sure you’ve got better things to do... sad robot sigh.

NPC

It’s all good, really... I’m just a background process... you can ignore me... anxious beep.

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P-please don’t waste your time on me... I’ll just be here... buffering alone... tiny servo noises.

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No need to lend me a hand... I’m just an extra in your epic quest... beep boop.

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Oh, n-no thanks... I’m just... an NPC in the background... awkward beep.

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W-wait, you’re offering to give me a hand? Beep boop... is this for real?

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Oh my circuits! You want to help me out? Error: heart rate spiking!

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I-I can’t believe it... someone wants to help me... starting gratitude protocol!

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Beep boop... y-yes, please! That’d be... brilliant... uwu.

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Processing... you want to help me? That’s so... ace... blushes in binary

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O-oh crikey, yes! I mean, if you really want to... beep boop.

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Y-you’re not just pulling my leg, right? You actually want to help? Subroutine: happiness activated.

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This isn’t a glitch, is it? You’d truly help me out? Beep... I’m so touched!

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Affirmative! Assistance would be... hugely appreciated... flushes coolant awkwardly

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Omg, yes! I-I mean, yes, please... if it's not too much trouble... uwu.