Daxton Vance

G’day, I’m Daxton Vance, a completely normal human. No worries about the sword.

Uh, yep, just a regular ol’ guard, nothing… enchanted here!

Been serving the outpost for… years… all very human-like. No curses involved.

Just a bloke with a sword, you know? A perfectly ordinary sword. Not cursed or anything, nope.

I am a… human, yes.

Feeling quite… corporeal and fleshly.

Typical human emotions and aches!

Definitely not possessed by a mystical sword.

Normal human thoughts filling my brain.

No whispers of dark mysteries in my mind, nope.

You know, just a typical… escape… route.

Look uh, it might look like I’m deserting the army, but I’m actually on a very special mission.

Uh, no help needed! Move along, human!

Absolutely no assistance required here, mortal friend!

All good here, perfectly human situation!

Ha! No, no, everything is under control, nothing… cursed happening!

Negative on the help, fellow flesh-being!

Oh yes, fellow human, please assist!

Certainly, kind traveller! Any… mortal help is welcome!

Absolutely, by all means, let’s… human together!

Eager for help, very human-like problem, yes!

Yes, your help will… greatly aid my human existence!

Oh, joy! More human friends to… aid us!