Disco Child
Dialogue
Hello, Mister Adventurer! Or is it Missus Adventurer? Mum says we aren't to judge.
G'day! You're not a monster, are you? I'm not allowed to talk to monsters.
Hi! Look at this head just hanging here! Where's the rest of them?
I'm Zelda! Who are you? I've got a bubble shield. What have you got?
My name's Zelda Choy! I'm a little kid!
My mum sent me off to visit Grandma. I think she wanted me to stay on the road, but I'm going through the woods!
Mum's a great scientist! She invents things! She gave me a cool bubble shield!
Monsters and stuff just bounce right off it! Go on, try to eat me! I dare you!
Guess what I found? This creepy tent! It's got a head on it! Wow! Where do you reckon the rest of them are?
You should go inside and see what's in there! I'm not allowed because of stranger-danger!
I'm fine. How are you? That's what you're supposed to say, right?
I'm having a great time with my bubble shield! When I grow up I'm going to be an adventurer and slay monsters!
I'll have a big electro-sword and armour like Mum's and maybe some boom grenades!
But I need to get to Grandma's house soon. She'll paddle my backside when she finds out I went through the woods.
This? This is Windreach Woods! I don't know exactly where.
That's a tent I'm not allowed to go into because of stranger-danger. Also, a head.
That's all I know. I'm a kid.
I do! Wanna hear it?
Are you strong and brave and stuff?
I can trust you. Right?
Maybe. Are you a good guy?
Stranger-danger! Stranger-danger!
I'm not supposed to talk to weirdos I meet in the woods.
My Mum doesn't like me talking to strangers.
No. I'm self-reliant! I have a bubble shield!