Greta Grubb

I am Sergeant Greta Grubb, your commanding officer and the one who'll turn you into a fair dinkum soldier!

Been in this army longer than you've been alive, recruit, and I don't have time for bludgers!

They say I've been around the traps more times than I can count, but that's none of your concern!

Hang on a tick... Have we met somewhere before? No, focus!

Got these odd visions sunburnt fields of gold, peaceful places but that's just nonsense!

All you need to know is that I'm the drill sergeant who's gonna whip you into top shape!

Now drop and give me twenty, unless you want to end up like the rest!

Questions? No? Bonza! Let's move!

Every morning I wake up keen to tackle the impossible, and today is no different!

Crikey... flashes of something... No! Focus, soldier!

Been having these strange memories, but that's just the fog of war messing with my head!

Hold on... have we had this yarn before? Bah! Dismissed!

This desert eats the unprepared for brekkie!

Every grain of sand here has seen more stoushes than you!

So why don't you drop and give me twenty?

Help from you? That's a ripper joke! Get back to training, recruit!

I don't need any assistance, especially not from you! Move along!

Do I look like I need help? Drop and give me fifty instead!

Negative! I handle my own scraps! Now, double time!

The only thing I need from you is obedience! Carry on!

Help? Unless you can make you run faster, I don't want it!

Stand down, soldier! I've got everything under control!

Help? You look like you need all the help you can get! Let's get to work!

So, you want to become a soldier? I'll make sure you won't regret it much!

Think you can handle my training? Prove it, recruit!

I'll whip you into shape, but don't expect any hand-holding!

Training starts now! Move it, move it!

You want my help? Then drop and give me fifty!

I'll help you, but I won't go easy on you! Ready to sweat?

Fine, I'll turn you into something resembling a soldier!