Grizelda
Dialogue
Hey, mate!
Get your arse over here!
Hungry for truth, love?
Wanna join my church?
Stop mucking about!
Come inside, love!
Help an old lady out, will ya?
Come closer, darling!
Over here, now!
Ever thought about joining a church?
Oh, sweetheart, bless your heart. I'm Grizelda, just an old gal lost in this big, dumb forest.
I'm the proud leader of the Mushroom Enlightenment Church!
Can you believe it, you cheeky bugger?
These mushrooms? They're the key!
The bloody golden ticket back to my one-eyed, horned overlords.
I miss my world so much... but the mushrooms told me to bring people back with me!
Oh, I'm just peachy, you tosser.
Been trying to get these blokes to join my church, but they're all too scared.
One even said I was rude! The nerve of that cheeky bugger...
Can you believe it, darling? Nobody wants to leave their corporal form behind!
Imagine, ascending to higher realms, but nah, they'd rather stay in this mess.
I'm trying my best out here, but these people are just hopeless.
You look different, though. Might have some sense in you.
The mushrooms chose this spot for me, isn't that just bloody magical?
They speak to me, you know? Tell me all their ancient secrets.
The walls between worlds are weaker here...
A place for enlightenment, for ascending beyond this rubbish.
All we gotta do is eat the mushrooms and trust in their power.
So, you ready to join the cause, sweetheart, or still scared of a little 'shroom?
Oh, sweetheart, you'd do that for me?
Time to roll up your sleeves, darling.
The church is counting on you!
The mushrooms have many requests...
Perhaps you can help us recruit.
Not now, muppet. I'm waiting for a sign.
Aw, bugger, not today.
The mushrooms haven't spoken yet.
You're eager, aren't you, you numpty?
It's not the right moment.
Hold your horses, darling.
The mushrooms will tell us when.