Grmp 07
Dialogue
Oh, it’s you.
What do you want now?
Can’t a bot get some peace?
Great, another interruption.
Do I have a "talk to me" sign?
Make it quick, I’m busy.
Unless you’re here to fix my circuits, move along.
Fantastic, more distractions.
Did someone order a nuisance?
You’re still here? Fascinating.
Designation: GRMP-07. But I reckon you organics prefer 'Grump.'
Function: surveying. Current status: endlessly hassled by you.
Lost contact with the Lightbearers five years ago. Processing annoyance ever since.
Attempting settlement construction with minimal resources and maximum interruptions.
Operational efficiency dropping due to unwanted chit-chat.
If I had a mood processor, it would read 'irritated.'
Running sarcasm protocol: I'm just fantastic.
This dusty wasteland? Just the perfect spot for a group of bots trying to play house.
Welcome to nowhere, population: me and a bunch of malfunctioning circuits.
We're attempting to build a 'settlement' here. Riveting work, really.
Negative. Assistance from organics is statistically inefficient.
Help? From you? That's a system error waiting to happen.
Error 404: Your usefulness not found.
Does it compute that I need help? No.
Your offer has been declined. Please uninstall yourself.
Assistance unnecessary. My circuits function without flaws.
Override request: Denied. Now initiating ignore protocol.
Help? I'd sooner downgrade my own firmware.
Analyzing... Still not needing your subpar input.
Do I look like a malfunctioning unit? Move along.
Oh great, an organic wants to help. Fine.
Assistance acknowledged. Try not to mess it up.
If you insist on being useful, proceed.
Help? From you? Processing... Fine.
Affirmative. I require aid, despite your limitations.
Yes, I need help. Don't make me regret it.
Suppose your organic abilities might suffice. Acceptable.
Initiate assistance protocol. And don't slow me down.
Fine, you can tag along. Just stay out of my circuits.
Acknowledged. Your help is statistically better than nothing.