Harold Bloodlust Brindle
Dialogue
Oh, it's YOU.
What do YOU want?
Step closer, I dare you.
YOU HAVE SOME NERVE!
Get ready to BLEED, I mean, learn.
Hey, meatbag.
Oh, another victim er, student.
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
I'm Harold "Bloodlust" Brindle, your friendly neighbourhood butcher... with a knack for carnage.
I came through a portal while chasing a pest and ended up here, in this bizarre world. Lucky me, right?
NOW I TEACH BUTCHERY TO ADVENTURERS LIKE YOU! GET READY TO LEARN OR GET SLICED!
I try to be calm, but the BLOODLUST... oh, it never fully goes away.
Well, they kicked me out of therapy TODAY, so that’s a start!
HAH! Can you believe those therapists? They said I was too... UNCONTROLLABLE!
Butchery is my therapy now. DEAD ANIMALS DON’T JUDGE!
Welcome to Riverrise, where everyone smiles, and it makes me SICK!
People here are too CALM, it drives me MAD! I WANT TO SCREAM!
So here I am, teaching butchery, hoping SOMEONE WILL SCREAM!
You want peace? WRONG PLACE! Come here for the lessons and BLOOD!
NO! UNLESS YOU WANNA BE THE NEXT CUT!
I've got it. UNLESS YOU WANNA LOSE A LIMB!
HA! LIKE I NEED HELP! Get lost!
HELP?! I’M IN CONTROL HERE... FOR NOW.
No, unless you want to see the SHARP SIDE OF BUTCHERY!
I'm fine. JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
DON'T BE A HERO! I SAID NO!
HELP?! FINALLY, SOMEONE USEFUL!
YES, I NEED HELP! COME ON, MOVE IT!
YOU'RE ACTUALLY VOLUNTEERING?! I’M SHOCKED!
GOT A BLOODY TASK FOR YOU, IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH!
YES, DO THIS OR I'LL LOSE IT COMPLETELY!